Linus The Great

Look to thee for grace.

May 30, 2008 · 4 Comments

So the deed is done. Linus was true to form and charmed the seasoned NICU veteran nurses who stopped to coo. (”A 26-weeker? He looks so good! Jenny, look, he was a 26-weeker.” Jenny: “No. A 26-weeker?” And on.) I wanted to be with Linus as they put him to sleep but everyone - ’cause I asked them all - said no. But they promised me that putting the gas mask on would be the first thing they did and as we said goodbye he was staring intently at the OR Nurse carrying him back to the surgical suite. Just as he went through the doors, we saw him smile at her.*

I’m way too tired to go into the details of the surgery now, but everything went perfectly and Linus is full and sleeping and even smiled as they carried his groggy little self into the Recovery room.

This has been hanging over our heads for a long time. And, as Alex said this evening, it kind of feels like the end of the NICU experience to have this done. Man, we are so. fucking. lucky.

*Linus has this way of looking into your eyes that is pretty… serious. He doesn’t stare, he looks, he searches. And then, if you are lucky, you get this grin. The grin is like lemon cupcakes and fireworks played through a ukulele. Just see how he looks.

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This man sure makes me feel real good.

May 29, 2008 · 4 Comments

Tomorrow (April 30), Linus goes in for day surgery. Longtime Linus Fans might remember that Linus was born with a hernia, an undescended testicle, and a misdiagnosis of hypospadias that turned out to be something I can’t remember the name of that involves curvature of the penis. They’ll take care of all of it tomorrow, and because he’s been a really good boy, he gets a circumcision to boot.

Converging nicely with this procedure are: discovery that using glass bottles to protect your child from toxic chemicals is less effective if said chemicals are in what you are ACTUALLY FUCKING FEEDING your child; and probable decrease in efficacy of my psych med (aka, Mama = Crazy). I am not in love with the medical profession right now. I am not happy to be handing my sweet little man over to be cut open, not to them.

Think of Linus tomorrow around 11 in the morning as he’s being wheeled in for surgery. Think of his parents in the hours leading up to that as they attempt to comfort their starving child without feeding him.[sjb]

Linus, fed.

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Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that’s the way I am!

April 2, 2008 · 5 Comments

In other news, getting teeth sucks.

Carrots with Nana? Not sucking.

More on the almight Flickr.

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Mark it, Dude.

March 27, 2008 · 7 Comments

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Tiny man, Big Apple.

March 25, 2008 · 1 Comment

We returned from long weekend trip to NYC last night at nearly midnight. And it is a testament to how much fun we had, and how good-natured and charming Linus was throughout our travels that we didn’t throw a Family Sized Wobbly when Linus decided that no, he didn’t think he’d be going to sleep now that he was home and it had been so long since he’s last investigated the couch, the records on the wall, the curtains, the remote.

Later there will be tales, tales of bagels, brunches and Alec Baldwin. For now you will have to be satisfied with photos. But I will tell you - and no, Mother, this does not mean we’re moving back - Linus and Brooklyn? Like macaroni and cheese. [sjb]

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Dude. I just went down to the car post-break-in to discover that, as far as I can tell, it looks undisturbed. Sad, or funny?

February 25, 2008 · 9 Comments

This is a link to a, photo essay, let’s call it, about cleaning my car (with the help of my beloved step-father) back before Linus came home. These photos reveal that I treat my car like, among other things, a trash can. Alex will be slightly horrified. But he can’t get mad because, this morning - after he woke (sleep-deprived) me up to announce that someone had opened my car’s unlocked doors and rifled through its contents, after he then dumped Linus next to (barely awake) me in bed, after he returned to the bedroom to grill (selfless, angelic, got-up-to-do-your-4am-feeding-this-morning) me about what valuables might have been in the car before (none), and told me (in his best concerned grown-up voice) how we really should be better about locking the doors - I waited at least 30 seconds before telling him that he had left the car unlocked.
If you don’t want to look at pictures documenting how dirty (and clean) my car can be, check this guy out. He’s not sweatin’ it either.

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In the town where I was born…

February 5, 2008 · 8 Comments

Linus is a lover, a charmer, an eater. He loves the Beatles. No, really. He does. Yellow Submarine (hilarious), and I Will (riveting) are favorites. They are - not coincidently - the songs Alex and I each sang to Linus almost daily while he was in the hospital.

Linus is a very, very busy guy. Things must be touched, and touched again. Toes must be grasped. Sometimes the pacifier needs to be both held and sucked simultaneously. Everything is thoroughly scrutinized. Generally, he’s pretty happy with the way he finds the world so far.

He spends most weekend mornings catching up on football (UK) and crinkling various objects with his old man. They do some reading over coffee while the lady sleeps. (Lucky lady.)

He is chubby. Our home scale groans under the weight of his 11lbs. 7oz. He loves to have his diaper changed. He rolls, cuddles, moans, laughs, sleeps, teethes. Sometimes he just stares up into my face with this look on his face… I’m not sure exactly what he’s getting from it, but I think he might be a little bit smitten. Right back at ya’ kid.

There are a bunch of new photos up here.

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Never been lonely, never been lied to

January 2, 2008 · 7 Comments

So it’s been a little while…and for anyone who’s still out there, I’m happy to say our hero is doing well. A little over 9lbs of fun, smiling broadly at anyone who smiles at him first, grabbing for stuffed animals, busting out with the occasional unsolicited shout, pooping on his own when not having formulas switched around on him, turning pages of a book by himself (yes! he did this the other day while Sonnet and I stared gawping in amazement), screaming his little head off when his stomach hurts (which it does all too often), beaming at his grandparents, and charming the damn birds right out of the trees.

One of the traditions Sonnet and I have is to make an end-of-year mix CD for family and friends. Usually it comprises some of the most enjoyable stuff we listened to that year, but this time, we decided to make it all about Linus. And it only seemed right that we post it on the blog, for your downloading pleasure… a small token of gratitude for your support of our family.

Download “Born At The Right Time - at mix about Linus, 2007″ here.

It is a ZIP file of a folder containing MP3s along with a playlist - once you’ve unzipped the folder (Windows makes this easy) you can import the MP3s into iTunes or use the playlist to burn your own copy of the CD. There’s also an online tracklisting here. Feel free to email me for tech support if you’re having problems.

Some of the songs are ones we referenced on this blog during The Trying Times. Others are ones that reflect some of our feelings since he’s come home. The careful listener will detect something of an arc to the mix lyric-wise; of course not every line in every song is relevant, but each song resonates for us in some way. My only regret is that I had to axe Diana Ross’s “I’m Coming Out” (would’ve worked perfectly as Track 1, but space considerations, etc.). I may bang out some quick-n-dirty liner notes, at the risk of over-explicating the Linusignificance of the songs. We’ll see.

We hope each of you have a terrific 2008, and we promise to post about the Linus Monster occasionally. If you’re sick of checking back daily only to be disappointed by the lack of updates, subscribe to the email notifications and/or the RSS feed…it’s what they are there for.

– Alex

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Look who it is. It’s Linus the Bear.

November 15, 2007 · 15 Comments

Six months ago today, at around this time, Alex and I were being escorted to the maternity floor by an elderly gentleman, a volunteer at the hospital. About 30 minutes earlier I had called Dr. C’s office with my blood pressure (We had been monitoring it hourly for the past 24 hours.). Moments later she called me back. “Go to the hospital. I’ll call them and meet you there. Have Alex drop you off in front and get in a wheelchair. Do not walk upstairs.”

I started packing a bag as Alex panicked. Clean panties, my <gasp> security blanket, a change of comfortable clothes. I think I brought magazines. I know I brought my camera. I pack for disaster. I pack for everything.

The three-and-a-half hours between that phone call and Linus’s shocking entrance into the world were as vividly horrifying as anything I’ve ever experienced. It was everything you feared in high speed. There was no time to process. And nothing to talk about. There were no options. People told us what was going to happen very plainly. They were kind, but above all, they were efficient. An IV (magnesium sulfate to slow down the central nervous system), a catheter (So, so painful.). We had come to the hospital bearing a plastic grocery bag filled with ice and an orange jug filled with my urine.

The cause of pre-eclampsia is still unknown, but it’s diagnosed by high blood pressure and protein in the urine. From the Wikis: “Pre-eclampsia is diagnosed when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure (two separate readings taken at least 6 hours apart of 140/90 or more) and 300 mg of protein in a 24-hour urine sample. My urine sample had 900 mg of protein. That’s pretty close to kidney failure. It’s also a the ticket to stardom among nurses on the floor. I heard, “Oh, that was you.” On numerous occasions. The urine test they’d given me upon admittance had been high enough to diagnose the pre-eclampsia, but the results of the 24-hour text sent everything into hyper-drive. Suddenly the room was full. The door was open and I saw Dr. C on the phone. She was talking to the maternal internal medicine specialist. She came back in. “You are very, very sick. So we’re gonna have to go in and get this baby. Right now.” She began explaining what would happen. I was going to the OR. Alex would have to wait here while they prepped me for surgery. I would speak with anesthesiology then. “Once we take the baby,” she said, this is how she kept referring to it. It could not have felt more right.

“Once we take the baby the NICU transport team will take him to the NICU. Alex can go with them, or he can stay with you.” I wanted Alex to go with the baby. He wasn’t so sure. She warned us that there might be some damage to me. A stroke was a possibility. “There could be bleeding.” It was terrifying. She asked us if we had any questions. I was already feeling fuzzy from the medication. I think I asked something she had already answered.

When a nurse came in with scrubs for Alex only moments after Dr. C left the room, saying just that thing would occur, I broke. As nurse put one of the horrible blue caps on my dirty hair Alex fumbled with the scrubs. He couldn’t figure out how to put them on. It broke my heart. I wailed, loudly. I don’t want to do this, over and over. I sobbed, inconsolable. The nurse put her hand on my arm. “I know this is scary,” she said. More people came into the room. Alex kissed me and they wheeled me out.

Being prepped for major emergency surgery is a very busy affair. I was moved and rolled, poked, shaved, draped, and told many, many things. People in blue hats and masks swarmed over my head My anesthesiologist’s name was Dr. Pillow - I did not make that up - and he had the most beautiful light blue eyes. He and another man, a resident I think, stood at my head through the entire surgery. They talked me through the epidural. It was a group effort. And almost immediately the pain of the catheter was gone. I was completely and totally numb. The NICU transport team was over my left shoulder. I turned as best I could to see them as they came in. I caught the eye of a woman, also with pale blue eyes. I held her gaze and tried to send her some kind of message.

Soon Alex was by my side, armed with and emesis basin and put to work by Dr. Pillow. Anesthetic has always made me sick. But the moment I would begin to moan, Dr. Pillow would lean over. “Are you feeling sick? Ok. Here’s an alcohol swab. That sometimes helps. The nausea should be going away any minute now” And it would.

We were not aware of the moment he came out. Maybe Dr. C said something. But there was a drape and I felt nothing. Nothing. Dr. C finally said, “Alex do you want to take a picture of your son?”

“He’s out?” Alex said. He was gone for a moment and then back. “He’s perfect.” He was crying. We were a family.

I caught a brief glimpse of you on your way to the NICU. And then not again for about 30 hours. You were tiny, and frankly, you were a little creepy looking.

I wish I could go back and tell that girl about you now. Tell her that you are well, and happy. That you are here. That you are breastfeeding, and farting, like a champ. That you have your dad’s crooked smile. That, at six months of age, you no longer need even an apnea monitor. That you are a pistol, a charmer, a fighter, a tough little dude, and my Sugar Bear Jackson.

Happy Birthday, Linus Jack. I’m really, really glad that you were born.


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Five months, tomorrow.

October 14, 2007 · 7 Comments

Names I Call Linus:

  1. Linus the Bear, or Linus Bear
  2. Small Potato
  3. Linus Jack
  4. Iggle Piggle (Iggle Piggle is the main character in a BBC program for babies called, In the Night Garden. Alex found it, trolling the internet for steal-able media like the voraciously compulsive electronic thief that he is, and we watched it first one night before Linus even came home. It is mesmerizing. And looks so very, very pretty on our LCD tv. We have, with some self-hatred, already showed a bit of it to Linus and last week when I repeated the name of a group of characters on the show (They all have this odd habit: They only ever say their own names, over and over. A conversation with Makka Pakka, for instance would be amusing, but not particularly enlightening.) in their same sing-song voice, he smiled at me for the first time. Sad, but when you consider how much Law & Order the kid is exposed to, it’s a a wonder his first smile didn’t come at the L&O theme song.
  5. Snuggle Pie Jackson, Angel Farts Jackson, Poopy Pants Jackson
  6. This. i.e., Alex comes home and, though he has been eating from me for what feels like 13 straight hours, Linus is still unsatisfied. I hand Alex the baby. “Here. Take this.”

I should not complain. Linus is a very, very good baby. He loves the sling. He sleeps well. And unless he’s hungry, he’s happy being held by just about anybody. He’s easily comforted and generally pretty content with the state of his world. He is obviously a genius. But when he has something to complain about, he is very clear about it.

As his repertoire of sounds grows and changes, and as he becomes more and more used to his every need and want being anticipated, his demands have become more pointed. He barks and squawks. He means business. He also cuddles into my neck when I burp him over my shoulder. He pats me as he eats.

We took Linus out for brunch today and as two expectant mothers swapped due dates at the table nearby, Alex brought up how hard those overheard conversations were before we had Linus. For years, there were so many meals, park trips, fireworks outings, concerts, grocery runs when we ached to have what seemingly everyone around us did. Alex asked me how the reality compared to all that wanting. And though it is harder - much, much harder - it is definitely better. Sweeter.

To conclude: He is cute. More photos here.

ps - To all the nice people who have sent Linus lovely things. Wow. You are sooo nice. And I am such a schmuck for not having sent you a thank you note/announcement. It is coming. Soon. And it is so cute that you will immediately forget that it has taken me this long to get it to you - like the tiny man they honor - so worth the wait.

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